Help me come up with a brilliant comeback?
My birthday is in late December.
Inevitably, whenever I’m on a beer run, the cashier whips out their wittiest “Oh! Aren’t you a Christmas baby!”
For years, my retort has been a very dry, “And unlike Jesus, there’s evidence I was actually born on that day.”
I’m bored with it. Need something fresh. Any ideas?
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