Educated.
Fact. One more month and I’ll be the first in my direct and extended family on both sides to have earned a Master’s degree.
I’ll never be condescending about it, but it does make me a bit proud. :P
@ipso: I know what “metal” means in relationship to a genre of music, but the question asked for an adjective. Other than @cprevite‘s trick of using “penised,” I can’t think of a way without getting wordy.