In the beginning there was the Moon. It was Man’s only source of light.
Then the mighty one, Stee’Yobs, proclaimed all was not good. He gave unto Man the Sun. “This,” he said, “is good.”
And Man reveled in the Sun, and saw that the world was full of mobile [oops, did I say mobile? I meant “more”] possibilities.
They also had fewer bruises from bumping into things in the dark.
[this parody of genesis brought to you by the Flying Steve Mogul religion.]