The following quotes are an example of what i hope epitomises the gulf between movie and reality:
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.” (Dutch from Predator)
“Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, ‘Y’know I’d like a little pussy.’ She said, ‘Me too, mine’s as big as a house!’” (Hawkins from Predator)
“Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ‘Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.’ She said, ‘Why did you say that twice?’ I said, ‘I didn’t.’” (Hawkins from Predator)
“Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.” (Blain from Predator)
“Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.” (Blain from Predator)
“I ain’t got time to bleed.” (Blain from Predator)
i really don’t want to hear any of the above mentioned in real life but if someone said to me in real life that they ain’t got time to bleed, i would personally make time and bleed them real slow…. ;)