@ oneye- no one said you were trying to be offensive, my first answer was more of a joke, I have heard cigarettes called fags before (I watch a bit of British tv) and smoke as well, and have said “I’m going out for a bit of a fag” many times. Whether I’d bit anyone hit the other half of the joke, I’ll leave to them, that one I won’t explain.
But yes emily’s answer was the best