- I like my women like I like my nachos – Mexican, hot and dripping with cheese.
- I like my women like I like my bed – big, firm and comfy.
- I like my women like I like my clothing – overpriced and tight.
- I like my women like I like my walls – white, dull and plain.
- I like my women like I like my socks – loose, smelly and sweaty.
- I like my women like I like my cars – fast and powerful… but still safe.
- I like my women like I like my m&m’s – chocolate and melts in your mouth (not in your hand).
I could go on all night, ha.