I use to go out drinking and I’d get so wasted it wasn’t even funny. God knows what I did, some things are probably best not known. I never enlisted, but while drunk I did get married. I never did find out if that was even legal. I got into a fight, ad I found out later that I had bit the guy’s ear off. Those around told me I had reset my own broken nose. Many years later a doctor pretty much confirmed that. He said it wasn’t properly reset. Another time I woke up in my apartment, and I went to get up and I saw the garments on the floor. Very nice and sexy female garments. Expensive female garments. The voice that called out to me was slightly muffled by the shower. The voice sounded familiar. She called me by the name only those close to me called me. My first thought was: “OMG! What did I do last night?” I went to the bathroom and went in. hey, I figured I had already seen all she had to be seen no matter who she was.. I’d already sinned a sin so…I got in with her. Thank God, it wasn’t who I thought she was. You are all probably wondering who would make me so worried to be there. I was scared to death that I had slept with my sister-in-law… There were only two similarities between them. Both are Spanish and the way they said my name sounded the same. They looked nothing alike. Hey, I was still about halfass drunk. It was the voice saying the name that had me worried.