It would star a young Elizabeth Taylor, all her jewelry and Richard Burton :D
The story would be of a woman who is basically a poison tester in that each time she loves, she learns of and experiences a new type of poison. As she ages then she becomes fearful then jaded then mischievous. Finally as she is about to give up on love completely, she encounters love that looks like it should be poison but instead gives her a new lease on life. Think elements from The Taming of The Shrew, Gone With The Wind, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, La Strada and Sweet Charity all mixed up in there.