I seriously wonder if it’s as bad as you say it is, if you have some sort of kidney failure or disease. It sounds like your body isn’t processing fluids correctly. I’d seriously go to the doctor. Having extremely strong smelling urine—especially if it smells like whatever you just drank can sometimes be a sign that your kidneys aren’t doing so well.
Also the cigarettes thing. I won’t go on about the health stuff, but as a former smoker, I’ll tell you this. They smell MUCH stronger than you think they do. Even if you only smoke 2 – 3 during work, your co-workers with better senses of smell will notice it. If you’re smoking an entire pack at work, EVERYONE will notice it.
So health aside, if you don’t want to be the “stinky guy” at work, cut way back on smoking and go get your kidney function checked. Because right now, you’re that stinky guy. Nobody wants to be the stinky guy.