I can’t let this one go without this. It’s a “dumb blonde” joke, so feel free to skip it and send me hate messages anyway.
A guy has a big date that night so he decides he wants to look good and get a tan. An all-over tan. He goes to the local nude beach, shucks off his clothes, and lays out in the sun. Unfortunately, he fell asleep while laying on his back. When he wakes up he’s horribly sunburned.
Not to be deterred, he goes out with a stunning blonde that night. Nature runs its course and the next thing you know they’re in his bedroom, getting jiggy wid it.
But the pain from the sunburn is bad, really bad. The man excuses himself tactfully, runs to the kitchen and pours a glass of cold milk. Then he sticks his pecker in it.
The woman, curious to know what sex could be interrupted for, peeks out of the bedroom and sees the guy with his dong in the milk.
“I always wondered how men loaded that thing!” she says.