Apple about two minutes using my hands and mouth, about one minute if using a knife.
An orange takes me about a minute. a pear takes me about 20 to 30 seconds. a kiwi takes me about 15 seconds. a peach about 40 or 50 seconds. a plumb about 10 seconds. a grape about 0.8 seconds, a banana about a minute. a watermelon about 2–3 days taking a slice as and when i need it.
an apricot takes me about 40 seconds, a coconut takes me about a day, a lemon takes me about 6 minutes, about one if you minus the face pulling. for a grapefruit, add a minute or two more. a mandarin takes me about 10 seconds less than an orange (getting in to math problems now) a strawberrie takes me about 1.4 seconds, a pomegranante takes me about 15 minutes, a fig takes me about 3 seconds, a pineapple takes me about half a day, a nectarine takes me about 30 seconds, a mango takes me about a minute, and an ugly fruit, i dont know, i dont eat ugly fruit. its too ugly.