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Can you create your own crazy law?

Asked by erichw1504 (26453points) May 20th, 2011

You’ve probably heard some of those weird laws that exist in different states and elsewhere around the globe.

For example: No person may keep a smelly dog in Galesburg, IL.

There are thousands of others on that site, so browse around!

If you could make up your own insane law, what would it be? Please state the law and where it is to be enacted.

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erichw1504's avatar

Wearing silly hats indoors is illegal in Omaha, NE.

Pele's avatar

There’s a law in Hawaii that’s still on the books where you can’t put a dime in your ear. Personally I would like to outlaw Crocs Shoes in Hawaii. I think they are gross and smelly.

SavoirFaire's avatar

No giraffes in bars on Tuesdays (Fayetteville, AK).

erichw1504's avatar

Eating apple pie with a spoon is forbidden (San Fransisco, CA).

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

All frizzers are to be stocked with pancakes on Wednesdays when it’s purple. (Shelljanets, FT)

erichw1504's avatar

It is illegal to sit under an orange tree during the day time. (Wundayatte, TR).

wundayatta's avatar

It is illegal to sit under the orange tree without Wundayatta’s permission.

Since no one except me knows which orange tree is the orange tree, this essentially puts all orange tree on the forbidden list.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No sexual acts of any kind allowed on the fourth Sunday of each month. Intercourse PA.

erichw1504's avatar

Cereal must be eaten without milk (Dry, OK).

Coloma's avatar

My law:

No one may speak above a whisper before sunrise or they will be arrested for disturbing the livestock.
If one activates the chorus of geese, sheep, donkeys and mules, they will promptly be shot.

mazingerz88's avatar

No blow jobs from interns. The White House.

erichw1504's avatar

No sex from housemaids. The state of California.

SavoirFaire's avatar

@mazingerz88 @erichw1504 Yeah, good luck filling any government jobs with those laws in place.

mazingerz88's avatar

No seducing other jellies. The Fluther website.

erichw1504's avatar

Nekked pancake parties must involve bacon syrup (The mansion).

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

It is a misdemeanor to place used chewing gum anywhere other than a trash receptacle. DNA tests will be conducted and the results entered into an international database. The penalty will increase with every new infraction. (Global law)

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Anyone referring to a fever as “No, she doesn’t have a temperature” will immediately be flogged.

Qingu's avatar

Anyone who publishes a book or television series without having planned an ending, and thus is forced to rely on some absurd and lazy deus ex machina that ties together no loose ends, shall be put to death.

erichw1504's avatar

It’s illegal to call an airplane pilot ‘Shirley’ in the event of a crash (Strassburg, IL).

erichw1504's avatar

It’s illegal to talk to strangers on public benches (Greenbow, AL).

rts486's avatar

Driving slow in the fast lane, U.S. Interstate.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

It’s legal to shoot idiots at four way stop signs that just sit looking at each other for more ten seconds. Anywhere.

erichw1504's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate must share her chocolate with the other jellies between the hours of 12:00 AM and 11:59 PM (Fluther.com).

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

It’s legal to bitchslap anyone who stands at the front of a checkout line, fumbling through five different sale papers, pointing out all the different prices for longer than two minutes.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

It’s legal for me, personally, to bitchslap @erichw1504 for telling everyone to eat my chocolate!

rebbel's avatar

People called Murphy are prohibited from making up new laws. (Global Law)

erichw1504's avatar

It’s illegal for @WillWorkForChocolate to bitchslap @erichw1504 between the hours of 2:00 AM and 11:59 PM.

SavoirFaire's avatar

These seem to be getting less crazy and more about personal pet peeves…

erichw1504's avatar

Let’s get back to business…

Doing the ’Carlton’ is forbidden on sidewalks (Austin, TX).

TexasDude's avatar

You need to pay for a state tax stamp ($200), acquire a license, and take an electrical safety class to start a garage band. (Monkey’s Eyebrow, TN)

Facade's avatar

Everyone between ages 7 and 54 must do this whenever going through a doorway. (Stag Jump, NY)

erichw1504's avatar

Females over the age of 18 must complete 10 jumping jacks before leaving any mall (Chicago, IL).

Dr_Dredd's avatar

For every piece of cake you eat, you must do 30 minutes of moderate exercise. (Actually, that doesn’t really sound so crazy, so it probably doesn’t qualify.)

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

No futhering whatsoever while eating a grapefruit with a runcible spoon and standing next to a tiger cage at any zoo. ~ USA

erichw1504's avatar

Planking is only allowed after sundown with a popcicle (Fort Lauderdale, FL).

6rant6's avatar

Chinese fire drills are required whenever 1) a car stops lawfully at a red light, 2) the number of occupants of the vehicle exceed two, 3). the first letter of the driver’s last name and the first letter of the name of the street being crossed begin with the same letter.

Where the name of the street being crossed is represented numerically, only vehicles driven by drivers named “Mahoney” are required to perform the drill.

Michigan (Upper peninsula)

erichw1504's avatar

@6rant6 witnessed someone braking that law the other day.

Watching Two and a Half Men with the lights out is illegal (Wheeling, NB).

erichw1504's avatar

Eating meatballs during a Yankees game is only legal while firing a shotgun at the nearest stop sign… on Mondays (Las Vegas, NV).

6rant6's avatar

It a misdemeanor to use chopsticks to eat barbeque in Wheeling West Virgina.

It is a felony to say, “This is quite delightful!” while doing so.

erichw1504's avatar

You’ll be fined for using a lamp shade as a hat in St. Charles, MO.

TheIntern55's avatar

In New York, it’s legal to go topless but illegal to wear tight fitting shirts. Unfortunatly, I think that the dumb people elected to office make thse laws and the citizens don’t get to. And shouldn’t. World’s dumb enough already.

Jeruba's avatar

Snapping your chewing gum is a capital offense.

woodcutter's avatar

No more thin bacon, ever. Only the thick cut kind, peppered or non peppered as long as it’s thick. It’s a waste of good swine.

blueberry_kid's avatar

You can never smell the roses unless you are asked for a bee to sting your nose. Or, you may naver wear open toed shoes if your toes are ugly and untended to.

HungryGuy's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe – That happens to me sometimes. I have no idea who goes first when 4 cars arrive at a 4-way stop sign at the exact same time. Kind’a like when you’re walking down the street and you start “dancing” with someone walking toward you as you both try to walk around each other….

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

@astrix24 Gee, that’s a bummer with both laws.

6rant6's avatar

Men can only wear speedoes on the beach if they leave their cars unlocked so that someone can steal their belongings which would serve them right.

Millard City,LA

Only138's avatar

$1.00 Beer vending machines everywhere.

blueberry_kid's avatar

@Pied_Pfeffer Those are real laws. In Australia anyway.

talljasperman's avatar

All bar patrons must wear Adult Diapers while intoxicated.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

All medications must cost no more than $50 and are to include a $25 grocery voucher in the packaging.

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