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Can you write down the last thing you heard or read?

Asked by rebbel (35553points) May 26th, 2011

So, the last thing you heard (on TV, radio, spouse, etc.) or read (before you read this sentence, obviously).
Write it down, if you please, and lets see what strange consecutive lines we get.
Maybe write yours down before you read what the Jelly before you wrote.

It would make her the first British winner here on Roland Garros.

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tedibear's avatar

“I hope you have a good time!” we’re watching a DVD

TexasDude's avatar

Sikh graduates US Army basic training.

Ladymia69's avatar

“Baby…I can’t wait!” (Nu Shooz song in my head from the 80’s)

Blackberry's avatar

I just drove home, so I saw various signs lol. Although it was probably my apartment number on my door.

rebbel's avatar

You mean this one, @Ladymia69 ?

Blueroses's avatar

“Not an ordinary computer simulated female.” on Star Trek TNG

toomuchcoffee911's avatar

“Heavy Metal Lover”

Welp.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

If they’re amazing, they’ll get tickets straight to the next round. From: season premiere of So You Think You Can Dance?

poisonedantidote's avatar

Crack Baby Athletic Association

KateTheGreat's avatar

“Why the fuck did you just shoot me with a paintball gun?” – My brother

FutureMemory's avatar

“Always pick the pink hippo. He has a knack for balls”.

Tosh.0 on Comedy Central.

Jeruba's avatar

Yes. “So why don’t we just not think about it for the next eleven minutes.”

My husband, on the fact that we haven’t made a dinner plan yet; postponing the inevitable moment of facing the question. Naturally I agreed. Thinking about it at 6 p.m. is probably nearly as good as thinking about it at 5:49 p.m.

_zen_'s avatar

It was the best of pies, it was the worst of pies.

ucme's avatar

Pass me a pen then, oh you mean type down ;¬}
“Do you want a coffee?” (asked by the wife.)

AshLeigh's avatar

“This used to be a fun house, but now it’s full of evil clowns. It’s time to start the countdown. I’m gonna burn it down. ♥” -Hannah’s status.

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Dr_Dredd's avatar

“It really sucked yesterday.” (Overheard at work.)

Seelix's avatar

“Bye, baby. Be sweet, be a treat.” – Mr. Fiance just left for work.

erichw1504's avatar

“I want to have your babies!!!” – Crazy chick at work.

marinelife's avatar

“I am so happy to have been a part of your fresh start.” (From the TV)

stupidcomedycenter's avatar

… This question

deni's avatar

It’s dried cranberries. But the box says “Figs”.

aprilsimnel's avatar

“Strike one.”

Earthgirl's avatar

If this was what it was like to be the second favorite, I didn’t want to know what it would be like to be Fiona.

Earthgirl's avatar

From “Some Girls”: My Life in a Harem

erichw1504's avatar

“When he took it out it exploded.”

Blueroses's avatar

Well that’s [beep] crap, isn’t it Why don’t you open your eyes and get your head out of your ass?” (Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares)

erichw1504's avatar

“Does this look infected?”

aprilsimnel's avatar

“OH MY GOD! THEY GAVE YOU BALLS FOR LEGS!”

a @Blondesjon comment on a page of a question I’ve previously answered.

erichw1504's avatar

OK, I wrote it down… now what?

Schroedes13's avatar

One thing that has stuck lately are these two quotes:

“The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings” – Plato
“Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I feel myself wanting to be lost again.” – Unknown

Blueroses's avatar

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Dutchess_III's avatar

Sweeeeeeeeet emooooooootion. Blame Adirondackwannabe

Dutchess_III's avatar

Wasp in my eye!!

Blueroses's avatar

Do you prefer being a “top” or a “bottom”? Bottom? Then you like to be denominated.
me, explaining fractions to a fellow (adult) student

AshLeigh's avatar

“Gustavo Adolfo: His mother says he’s a nice boy. I wonder if his seventeen victims thought that.”
I’m totally not googling serial killers…

Dutchess_III's avatar

I can’t repeat it. It’s something Fiddle Playing Dude just said.

TexasDude's avatar

Haha I know what you’re referring to.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes! And my eyes are burning, you brat! Gets the dish washing soap…

I just wrote down The Big Lebowski, Bottle Shock & Borat.

aprilsimnel's avatar

“He got some big-ass lips! Mick Jagger’s lips so big, black people be goin’ ,“He got some big-ass lips!”

Eddie Murphy from his first stand up show for HBO, Delirious.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t want to discuss it.

@aprilsimnel LOL! He’s funny..except when he gets so potty mouthed….

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