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Can you create a rejected Yankee Candle scent?

Asked by erichw1504 (26453points) October 10th, 2011

What would be a funny rejected Yankee Candle scent?

Think of one and let us know.

The sillier the better!

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Morning Breath

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College Dorm Room

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Butt crust. Go ahead, light it :\

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Morning Meadow Muffins

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“Standing in the Mall outside Yankee Candle” scent (it is absolutely the WORST!)

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Perfume Store

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“Man’s Best Friend After a Gentle Summer Rain”

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Burnt Hair

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“Welcome to my House. I Confuse Artificial Vanilla Fragrance With Cleanliness, and I am Hoping You Do Too”

(Yes, I hate stinky candles.)

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Petroleum Fields Forever

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Chewed and extracted Bertie Botts Vomit flavored Jelly beans.

*As if they weren’t horrible enough the first time.

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Warm mayonaise

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Fisherman’s Boat

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Fish scales, and week old tarter sauce in the sun.

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Decomposed, moldy, liquified vegetable drawer half eaten cucumber science experiment you forgot you had.

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@tom_g It’s Glaaaday… not glade, It’s french dammit…

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Fluther Beach

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@CWOTUS LOL I don’t even want to know!

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Cremain surprise.

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Last Month’s Meatloaf

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Ben wa balls

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Yeast infection. Dog Butt, Roadkill on a hot August day.

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Chewbacca’s Armpits

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Three toed sloth

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Sulpha capsules and thai curry

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‘Compost Bin’ and a second one ‘Sunday morning pub floor’

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McDonald’s Restroom

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I once saw a candle entitled “Leather Saddle” (I used to live in Wyoming… it was a western shop). I thought, “Hmm… leather can smell good. I wonder…”

Eww… just truly bad. It smelled like chitterlings.

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Cream pie.

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Cat Piss #5

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Dirty Litter Box

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Summer Pig Farm

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In the Kitchen Chicken Coop

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*I think this is my favorite thread right now!

Iodine and healing wound.

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Zombie Corpse
Produced Especially For Symbeline

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Garbage Disposal

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Pierced Ear hole

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Belly button lint

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Fish store gutter

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Dog breath.

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Pit stain on Polyester

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The fish tank needs to be cleaned again.

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Eau d’ Puke

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Schweddy Balls Galore.

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Unwashed 7 day butt while 69ing.

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Stink bug.

Makes me think of the nasty flavors a la Bertie Bott’s Every-Flavor Beans.

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Sunday Morning Phlegm.

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Halloween Candy Hurl

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Rotten Easter Eggs

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eau de Nursing Home.

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@WillWorkForChocolate After party drunken candy corn hurl

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Zombie Breath

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Dirty money.

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Tuna and Chitterlings

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Rubber Tires on Hot Pavement

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Worms After the Rain

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That Special Hospital Smell

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Sweaty Jock Strap

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Kimchi and curry

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Grandpa’s Apartment

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