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(NSFW) Do you own a pleasure toy converted from a power tool?

Asked by Deklandb (271points) June 16th, 2012 from iPhone

If so did you buy it or build it? If not do you ever plan on getting one?

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FutureMemory's avatar

No, and don’t plan on getting one.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

A chainsaw!

creative1's avatar

Ok now I think I have heard it all!! I don’t even use the dildo a boyfriend of mine had bought for me. I would rather have the real deal…. I would be afriad of what kind of damage a power tool could do

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

A power tool? Ummm… no, LOL!

Trillian's avatar

You mean like a chain saw? Power drill? Circular saw? Just imagine the ER stories.

lillycoyote's avatar

Not yet, but, should the usual stuff end up failing to rise to the task, I may consider fashioning some sort of attachment for my Mikita cordless drill or my Dremel. It may end up being all about RPMs and if that is the case I will probably go with the Dremel; 5,000 to 35,000 RPMs; that’s some power, some rotating and vibrating there.

Deklandb's avatar

Ha! I think i know where to draw the line with the fluther community now, not including @lillycoyote of course;)

lillycoyote's avatar

@Deklandb LOL. I am not usually where one “draws the line” on this sort of thing so that, in itself, makes your question worth it. :-)

Ponderer983's avatar

I personally do not have one or have fashioned one, but i have seen the dildos attached to the cordless drill so they spin and move and whatnot. I have, however, used a massager that was not designed for masturbating as it was a plug-in thing.

Aethelflaed's avatar

No, I’m not really handy enough. Plus, the Hitachi is really only $50…

Deklandb's avatar

Ive always wanted to take the blade off of a reciprocating saw (the hand-held one that goes back and fourth) and replace it with a giant dildo. Then i would build something to hold it in place, and make it remote controlled.

Berserker's avatar

No. But I’d sure love to have one of these.
For the novelty factor, of course.

fundevogel's avatar

@lillycoyote Oh man. I have a dremel. I’m excited frightened at the prospect of intimate attachments. The bugger would cut through me like butter.

Deklandb's avatar

@Symbeline yes, of course, novelty…

Berserker's avatar

@Deklandb Of course my horse.

Sorry, just had a Hostel moment.

Deklandb's avatar

@lillycoyote i would definitely love to see that dremel in action.

Deklandb's avatar

Whoops, i meant @fundevogel, but yeah…

Berserker's avatar

@Deklandb You have ten minutes to edit an answer and fix it. Just click on ’‘edit this response’’.

Deklandb's avatar

Too late for me @Symbeline!! But thanks for trying to save me:)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

What like a jackhammer?

josie's avatar

What’s wrong with simply using it as a power tool? That’s plenty exciting as it is.

jca's avatar

No, my power tools play the role of power tools.

bookish1's avatar

Does an electric toothbrush count? :D

ucme's avatar

I have my own “screwdriver”, DIY humping.

wundayatta's avatar

Belt sander + rip roaring erection = total unbelievable pleasure/pain

When I say I am on intimate terms with my power tools, I am not kidding!

mrrich724's avatar

@Deklandb are you watching too much fuckingmachines dot com? LOL

Deklandb's avatar

@mrrich724 busted! @wundayatta that sounds like you could only do it once though, like the sexuall attraction to being eaten, and i don’t mean eaten out! @bookish1 i cant believe how perfectly its already designed for that purpose=)

wundayatta's avatar

@Deklandb Don’t worry. I’m an alien. My cock grows back, even after amputation. It’s an amazing thing to accidentally on purpose cut it off. The girls just scream! But when they see it standing tall and firm the next day, they are so grateful, they…. well… I’m sure you can imagine.

Yep. I can have all kinds of fun with power tools! And lasers. And the odd hand tool, as well. Once I beat my….. into a sword! Now that was metaphorical to the nth degree!

Is anyone grossed out yet?

Deklandb's avatar

@wundayatta not I, for alien genital cell regeneration has always been a turn on for me! Lizard porn is as close a I can get though…

mrrich724's avatar

@wundayatta when a lizard loses it’s tail, the new tail grows back significantly thinner. Would that be the case with you? LOL

wundayatta's avatar

@mrrich724 do you want to watch? You perv!

mrrich724's avatar

OMG You crossed the line, LOL. I was very curious what the response would be, and you def. caught me off guard. HAHAHAhA

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