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Are you afraid of being turned into a walrus?

Asked by Pol_is_aware (1805points) September 25th, 2014

Some of you may have seen the movie, Tusk. Most of you didn’t, but you most likely know what happens if you’ve heard of the film. So does the idea of being surgically mutilated until you resemble a walrus scare you?

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SQUEEKY2's avatar

Never really thought about it, can’t say one way or the other.

jca's avatar

It’s never been a thought in my head.

jca's avatar

Maybe you should explain more, @Pol_is_aware, so that people know what you’re talking about, since you know that chances are most people have not seen the movie.

crissy14's avatar

I’d rather be an eggplant.

janbb's avatar

I Am the Walrus!

canidmajor's avatar

Coo coo ca choo

canidmajor's avatar

That was a just a bit TOO serendipitous, @janbb!

Coloma's avatar

I’d be much more afraid of being turned into a human Centipede. lol

AshLeigh's avatar

@janbb stole my answer.

gailcalled's avatar

It’s all i think about every waking minute.

jca's avatar

I’m going to curl up in the fetal position right now, in fear that I will surgically be turned into a walrus.

syz's avatar

The best defense is teeth

Dutchess_III's avatar

I worry about it ALL THE TIME!!!

Pol_is_aware's avatar

Great answers guys haha. If you’re curious what I’m talking about, get on the internet and find the trailer for the movie “Tusk.” It was a total flop, but a pretty interesting premise, nonetheless.

flutherother's avatar

It is like the Island of Dr Moreau in reverse and not as horrifying.

cookieman's avatar

No, but I am afraid of turning into Kevin Smith.

ibstubro's avatar

Do you know how to embed a link, @Pol_is_aware?

ibstubro's avatar

Oh, and thought of watching the entire movie scares me. :)

jca's avatar

I’m afraid of turning into a 49 year old woman, which is what I will be on my next birthday.

Here2_4's avatar

Funny. I would not care to see more.
“I hate American guys.” Those girls got a bit testy aboot their accent being mocked.

ibstubro's avatar

I was strangely uncompelled by the trailer, as well, @Here2_4. :)

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Not going to see it. Drawing the line. I did not see that centipede “movie” either.

ibstubro's avatar

I never even watched “Willard”. That movie with the woman’s head in a box was dumbly creepy too.

jonsblond's avatar

Flippers, a broad head, short muzzle, small eyes, tusks and whiskers?

Bring it.

ibstubro's avatar

Okay, but all that screaming is going to be tiring, @jonsblond!

filmfann's avatar

It reminds me of the South Park episode where Gerald (Kyle’s father) is surgically changed into a dolphin. So, old joke retold…

and don’t even suggest the movie “Rhinoceros”.

Here2_4's avatar

Whynot erous?

gailcalled's avatar

As someone must have said, it’s not irrelevant. It’s a hippopotamus.

ibstubro's avatar

The word “embed” in my answer above was the link, @Pol_is_aware.

Like this.

Enclose a word with ”” then add a : and paste your link with no spaces between any of it.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

No.

I don’t listen to John Lennon.

ibstubro's avatar

+ both ends of a word or phrase to underline.
_ Italic
* bold
—smaller

Combine as you like.

jonsblond's avatar

I think Pol is aware now.

Pol_is_aware's avatar

Im a fluther veteran. I just havent been on here in several years

ibstubro's avatar

Oh, okay, @Pol_is_aware.

Nevermind

I know that lurve can accrue really fast in the beginning, and I thought maybe you’d missed some tricks. I think I was almost a duplicate of your participation when I returned a year ago.

Pol_is_aware's avatar

I appreciate the refresher. I think I was last on here in 2012. I forgot that it existed when the world didn’t end

filmfann's avatar

@Pol_is_aware So you just came out of the shelter?

Pol_is_aware's avatar

@filmfann Yes and, like an idiot, I had left my laptop upstairs when I went down there.

Dutchess_III's avatar

This is proof that it can happen to anybody. Especially people on drugs.

Here2_4's avatar

When I see things like that, I wonder if the drugs make their lives happier.

gailcalled's avatar

Such a relief, again, this morning, when I looked in the mirror. (I do have a few chin whiskers, however, Should I be concerned?)

canidmajor's avatar

I’ve been rereading some Ionesco. A bit worried about the bump on my nose.

janbb's avatar

My flippers changing, my flippers are changing…..

Dutchess_III's avatar

@Here2_4 No one would think twice if it was a child. It’s too bad that we have to keep our inner child in check lest we get posted on Youtube.

ibstubro's avatar

Yeah, if that is truly drug induced, I’d say drugs are making her life happier, @Here2_4. Hell, they already made me happier…I LOLed at the butt slappin’ the water bit!

Here2_4's avatar

You know, I have to admit that when I first saw this question, I thought it was quite the dud, but we have had quite a lot of fun with it, and it still lives on! I think it deserves a round of applause. I did GQ. How about ya’ll?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Still my favorite question of all time is, “Do you get shaky after committing murder?”

Pol_is_aware's avatar

@Dutchess_III Lol Im looking that one up

@gailcalled I dont want to cause worry, but those __are__ the early warning signs

Dutchess_III's avatar

Abby Will Work For Chocolate posted it. :D

Pol_is_aware's avatar

Oh I read the whole thing haha. Very intense

Here2_4's avatar

Fluther has been around for quite a while. I saw a list of amazing questions, but it was compiled some time ago. Anyone feel up to a diving expedition to renew the list?

Pol_is_aware's avatar

That Might be a fluther question itself

ibstubro's avatar

The legendary questions were before my time and used to be referred to so frequently that everyone eventually looked them up and used them.

You have to ask some ‘heritage’ jellies about pancakes and frizzers.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Frizzer It was one of the first questions I tried to answer here.

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