If Godzilla were real, how would man deal with him short of nuking the whole area in which he was in?

We would take him down with the EMP generator weapons used on Primeval.

Hydrogen bomb. Non nuclear but more powerful than a nuke

Feed him a handful of die hard Republicans , he would die then from acid indigestion.

Get him an account on Fluther. We’ll cut him to ribbons when he posts.

He’s wreak havoc over here, eating all of the numerous farm animals in this 20 something acre area between our place and our neighbors. He’d have ample pickings for a few weeks anyway with 9 horses, a dozen head of cattle, goats, donkeys, and ducks, geese and chickens. After that we’d be screwed. lol
I think poison bait would be the best way to exterminate Godzilla. A few hundred pounds of arsenic stuffed in a horse or cow carcass should do it or the same stuffed with fireworks and a looooong fuse. haha

First blame him for climate change. Then capture him and feed him radioactive wastes and train him to blow fire out his butt in a hydro-electric plant.

Interesting idea @gondwanalon. I would agree with you but I don’t think that we have strong enough materials to hold him.

I dunno…a few thousand CC’s of a horse tranquilizer might do it. lol

I know…drug him and then…extract all his teeth and then teach him to pull the Budweiser wagon. haha The king of Lizards!

Poison.

…or genetically engineer a giant gorilla to kick his ass.

Call the Power Rangers. they’re real I tell you.

^^ [...…or genetically engineer a giant gorilla to kick his ass.
What if this genetic Godzilla joins, mates with the smaller Godzilla, or turns on humans when we try to put it down having completed it’s task of vanquishing the Godzilla we did not want?

@Hypocrisy_Central Simple: unleash a massive swarm of genetically engineered tiny gorillas.