Would you let me stay in the USA?

Does it matter what I think or what the immigration office’s policies are?

If you’re only working for charity then yes. The USA has got to be one of easiest countries to live in. Welcome. Would you please spend your money in Portland?

@chop,certainly.Thanks for the welcome,when do i move in?

BTW,I am bringing a bus full of Hippies with me.

You will have to leave the hippies please. I find most hippies to be extremely egotistical and a little burnt. This is not negotiable.

Please send along £250,000 in advance, so I may prepare a proper room for you.

I will call for you when it is ready.

Sounds good to me,small denominations do you?

I’ll prepare a room for 200,000….oh yes, the undercut.

Singles will be fine.

I’m used to it. That’s how I get paid at my job as a reverse stripper.

”Put it on! Put it ALL on!”

Ah the credit crunch effect!

Well I won’t negotiate as my room has better value.

It comes with an endless supply of chocolate chip cookies and 10,000 Lurve Points.

can you prepare a room for me as well?

Hey Random,dont worry about the cost,i got it covered.
It’s such a good deal i cant turn it down.
Do you require EN-SUITE?

hey, for 200,000 you can have whatever room you like, I don’t need a bathroom connected to my room. =)

Anyone who brings a busload of hippies with them is not welcome anywhere no matter how much money they have.

Just get married or apply for a work visa.

Sure, come on over across the pond. But yeah, leave the hippies there.

Tree House?

@Oasis, where are you coming from?
This is a joke, right? I mean, a hypothetical question?

@Trust,yeah hypo,why have you got a room too?

I have a room, hypothetically.

Hey, you can bring your hippies to the Netherlands, I like hippies :)

Vince,your on.i am in Amsterdam on the 21st of Jan to see Oasis in concert.
Where do you want em leaving?

You might not want to take hippies to Amsterdam… They mingle too easily so you’ll lose them :P

So you actually tell us how much money you have….wow.

Nah, that was only part of it. The rest is buried in a coffee can in the back yard, 3rd brick from the end on the stone wall, under the 1st apple tree in the last row. ;-)