Now that the World Cup is over, can you think of any alternative uses for the much maligned vuvuzela?

Chasing crows off the corn fields.

Props for that Roman Republic-era sex comedy you’ll shoot on your Flip™ cam.

I want a formal entourage to announce my entry to any room with a blast and a “Hear ye, here ye! Arriving – Lady Alyson vonAwesomeness”

@Seek_Kolinahr You are so great!

And what about the octopus? Perhaps he should be given a vuvuzela or eight.

We could use some in the synagogue on Purim; gragas are so 18th century.

As a way to help the gentlemen give out the orders to their wives!

They look like they could be fashined into a good beer bong.

Punishment or “enhanced interrogation” techniques

They can be used to hit people who are still using them

beer bongs?

Oh! And just for the record, soccer fans are already finding alternative uses for the vuvuzela.

(first link has graphic photographs)

Alternative method of music making?

Ten more alternative uses – including stopping the BP oil leak ^_^

I’d just like to point out the “More than 30” instances of people having these instruments inserted forcibly into their respective rectums.

@Seek_Kolinahr – You don’t think that source might not be even a teensy bit like The Onion?

use it to annoy a neighbor who won’t turn the music down.

@aprilsimnel

Upon further research it appears you are right. I originally heard about that on my local radio station’s “Retarded news” segment, but I guess they were misinformed as well.

Shame, really.

Being shredded, recycled and reused as material to manufacture ear plugs.