No, of course not. If he’d cut off his own son’s hand and murder his wife and has decades of training, he would whip my ass easily. I don’t even think I could get near him. If I trained with Yoda for 20 years I think I could though. Probably I’d just use my skill to lay waste to Ewoks and Jawas though.
which Darth… sidious, Vader, the red dude…5 years ago I could… now I’m a little too fat and too old be running around the cosmos… But I could sure mind fuck him… I would put him on the watchtower delivery list…and spam his email
Considering Darth Vader is now a Force Ghost.. It’s impossible to “take” him.
1. You cannot capture a ghost.
2. You cannot fight a ghost.
3. Pay attention.
No but I would love to hear Darth Vader and Alan Rickman in a “voice off”. Those two gentlemen have the best voices on film. Which ever one of them won the contest, would then have to battle it out with Patrick Stewart. I think this is a sport the ladies would enjoy.
He wouldn’t know which cardboard box I was in if I was Solid Snake. (Don’t go hardcore “he can sense life” on me please it’s a joke) But I couldn’t take him. I could probably make him kill himself if he went to a counseling meeting with me =P
@judochop It’s what the Force-sensitive become when they die. It’s basically.. a ghost. They can interact with the living, but not physically.
Remember Anakin/Yoda/Kenobi showing up at the end of Return of the Jedi?
Force Ghosts.
I’m pretty sure that once he uttered his first words, I would fall down laughing, and he would go into such a rage, he would have a heart attack and die.
This might be a good moment to remind everyone of Norris’ large cache of weapons that don’t require close range. And of the many karate championships he has under his belt…..I think at least 3.
@judochop Yeah dude. They took out this dude that was basically Dracula. Ya can’t fuck with the Ghostbusters, and especially not their shitty Nes games lol :D