Fluther: What would you suggest Barack Obama should get for Christmas?

What would you suggest Barack Obama should get for Christmas?

Asked by ucme (50047

) November 24th, 2010
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Yeah, he’s had a tough year bless. Time to relax & unwind with some jelly gift suggestions for crimbo. Anything goes, any & all responses are welcome. Be as humorous or creative as you wish.

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A day off from worrying.

janbb (62879

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For the remainder of the term, Congress will push their chairs together, getting rid of the aisle.

iamthemob (17196

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A birth certificate.

Summum (5514

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A time machine?

AmWiser (14947

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Some patriotism….

lucillelucillelucille (34325

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A singing telegram from a naked Sarah Palin.

jonsblond (43688

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One of those hot White House interns ~

bob_ (21888

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@jonsblond Ooh, wouldn’t mind some of that action myself. She’s a mighty fine lookin woman!

ucme (50047

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a tax cut

jlelandg (3536

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A half-day off from worrying about anything. Time to hang with his family and just enjoy them. Let Joe Biden run things until about 2PM when the kids are bored with their gifts and Michelle’s trying to get him to watch “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

tedibear (19315

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A spine. He is going to need one when dealing with North Korea and also now the Russia and China have quit the dollar. We are so screwed!

Cruiser (40449

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yeah right, here we go, maybe he should nuke N. Korea for Xmas as a warning to China. What Obama needs is a sensible electorate that can think outside the fox.

mammal (9431

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A clue.

Jaxk (17627

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I agree he needs a little patriotism and a clue. Is it possible to give someone the gift of taking away their narcissism? Sounds like a very Merry Christmas for him.

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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Where are all the patriotism comments coming from…

iamthemob (17196

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@iamthemob OMFG you must be a communist! ~

bob_ (21888

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@bob_ – Dammit. Alright, I’ll get ready for the cavity search…

iamthemob (17196

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@iamthemob Close your eyes and listen for that “snick” of my gloves as I put them on. I promise I’ll be gentle.

WillWorkForChocolate (23163

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@iamthemob Wait, what? This feels like a set-up…

bob_ (21888

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A year’s supply of headache pills.

downtide (23815

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Another dog. Clinton once said, “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” The President doesn’t seem to have many friends right now.

Dr_Dredd (10540

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A lump of (ironic) coal. And a stick to push it up with.

CyanoticWasp (20271

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Some respect. At least as much as the Right feels is due to the flag.

laureth (27199

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The world, looking like this.

Fred931 (9434

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He might appreciate this little gift

flutherother (34539

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Can he get another Nobel Prize? Let’s see… Economics, maybe?

CyanoticWasp (20271

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Maybe he just wants a nice pair of Christmas socks.

KatawaGrey (21483

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A mirror!

Garebo (3190

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I don’t know what he should get…I don’t know him. But whatever his Christmas prezzies, the whole world is sure to know what he got two hours later.

So far we’ve criticized him for going to the gym on Sunday instead of church, we’ve criticized his wife for wearing shorts, and he got damn lucky a few years back when on Thanksgiving he and his family decided to have a traditional American Thanksgiving dinner.

I’d just give him so damn privacy.

Berserker (33548

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