Isn’t that the cutest, furriest little puppy you’ve ever seen?
Why does the baby look like Denzel Washington, Kunal Nayyar or George Takei (when mom and “pop” both look like Uma Thurman)?
Why is my girlfriend calling my cellphone? (This is the dad asking this question)
Who da baby daddy?
You won’t be posting this footage on Facebook will you Mr. McPherson (asked by the mother of her father in law)?
How many does this make, 9?
Honey, I’m so glad I was able to make it back from Iraq for the birth. It seems like it’s been an eternity? What’s it been ? A year and a half?
Are those fins I see on the ultrasound?
Wereza best place fuh me ta set up the live video feed, doll? (Asked by the father in law to the mother).
Now dis ain’t nuttin’ any a duh boyz seen on skype afore, eh babe? (Asked by the husband)
Do you have insurance?