Super GOOSE!
Able to scale tall buildings in a single bound, secret projectile poo to ward off enemies with bio-goose juice. Beak power of 200 PSI and able to render the biggest, strongest man a weeping infant upon being goosed by said beak. Comes from the Planet Corn and can topple a Wonder Bread truck in 0.5 seconds and share the bounty with less fortunate goslings everywhere.
Wears a blue silk cape with the initials SG
By day, masquerades as an unassuming micro-farm pet.
Based on my real, live, Super Goose.