I’m going to masturbate, drink a beer, then a martini (dry, with Tanqueray), then have sex, then eat Risotto, complete with every form of seafood there is.
I’ll probably Fluther. I was going to go to a gathering (of survivalists, incidentally), but I missed a couple days of work this week while sick and it isn’t so economically feasible for me to drive a long distance and miss another day of work.
I’ll be at a graduation ceremony in Chicago. Umm! Maybe I’ll make that graduation gift check for $5,000 instead of $50. It won’t matter since it will be the last day.