I woke up to a kitty poking me in the face and meowing. Then I got up and watered all the plants and cleaned out the pool while said kitty followed me around. Then I laid in the hammock for a while and now I’m getting ready to go home to get my fishing gear so I can fish off the dock tonight.
I didn’t see anyone getting sucked up into the sky and giant scorpion locust monsters aren’t stinging me for not going to church every sunday, so I guess it’s all good today.
God would really be trolling us hard if tomorrow turned out to be the Rapture, wouldn’t he?