You guys love gross stuff.
Lessee… I’ve superglued my own sliced open thumb, clipped away the drying yuck skin and re glued until it was a normal gash looking thing.
I’ve given someone else crude stitches with silk thread I soaked in bleach and then rolled in bag balm. I was worried their chunk of palm would get infected around the fabric stitches but it didn’t. Every day we’d use a spray mister to put peroxide on the spot then snip away loose skin, scab and crusted stuff. This one was really gross.
Another person got little pieces of gravel removed from their scalp with my favorite tweezerman eyebrow tweezers, tiny sharp ended cuticle strips, gobs of salve around the owies to soak in and make it easier to squeeze out more gravel the next day. We superglued a few bits of scalp smooth.
I’ve removed one of my own toenails by cutting the skin that held it when I did a stupid thing and jammed my toes against a refrigerator. This wasn’t as gross but it was the most painful. I figured why should I (uninsured) go to an after hours emergency room and wait for several hours in agony to be seen by some intern butcher who would clean and do the same thing I’d done as well as charging me several hundred dollars?
I’ve patched up a punctured cat, my own dog two times now.
The absolute yuckiest though has been the lancing of a partner’s ingrown hair abscess, cleaning up the spurt yuck, draining the inflammation and then daily warming the spot with hot wet rags in order to drain more and pack the area with ground up aspirin and neosporin paste.