Everybody would get a pizza delivered to their house every friday night.
Instead of votes being taken by stating aye or nay, the senators and congresskids would say yuh huh and no way.
There would not be anymore overnight filibusters unless someone’s mommy or daddy was there to chaperone. Most filibusters would end around 11:30 p.m. because that is when all of the soda and jelly beans and fruit roll ups would wear off and the congresskids would all be conked out.
Instead of having important meetings and press conferences in the Oval Office, these actions would take place in the treehouse fort that the new President would have built upon his inauguation.
Instead of filet mignon and caviar and champagne being served at official functions, the new menu would include corn dogs, chicken nuggets and Hawiian Punch. And everybody would get to take home a goody bag with some M&M’s with the Presiden’t initials on them, a miniature plastic white house, that also doubles a spy ring with a secret compartment for skittles, a Presedential Pokemon toy, and some Presidential wet wipes, just in case someone has an accident in the car on the way home.
Instead of allowing V.I.P guests to stay in the Lincoln bedroom, a life sized Lincoln Log guest house will be built out on the lawn, where guests can camp and make s’mores and roast hotdogs over a campfire.
Airforce One will be equipped with Disney and Pixar videos, NO bags of peanuts will be allowed (‘cause some of the Senators have allergies) and bottles of Benadryl will be available to be administered by the flight attendants to any whiny, or un-ruly cabinet members or press personnel. Flight attendants will also escort the junior members of congress to the restroom and make sure that they use hand sanitizer. The barf bags will be emblazoned with Spongebob images.