Hi!
This isn’t Phil Collins, but I’m the next best sliced bread! Stick my picture on your garbage can today, and I will send you personal photos of ring worms and a bunch of cell phones! Oh boy oh boy! How hardcore does your internet experience need to be? It needs to be unleashed after we find true love and bombard cocktail parties. Respond now, and I’m twenty dollars every thirty nine minutes. But wait! You also invest. How great can life be?! Wonderful and glorious in the name of Azazel!
Let’s meet in some desert somewhere, or on a very unpopular online commune, full of people who speak dead languages in order to make plans to meet in the desert.
Our unison will bring forth the spawning of frozen soup bowls everywhere!
Mail me now for free money, I’m an unlimited wife, and I come from a magazine! I enlarged my penis!
wadafook@ohboyohboy.tnt
I’ve had them often in my mails and online communities and forums. They’re all worse than that example I just gave. Just oxycute dem bone smacks.