My stupid jokes:
So there were two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other muffin, and says, “It’s getting really hot in here.” The other muffin turns and screams, “Oh my god! A talking muffin!”
So there’s two chocolate bunnies, one with his ears bitten off, and one with his ass bitten off. The one with his ass bitten off says, “Man, my ass hurts.” The other bunny says, “What?”
Last one: (I’m sorry if anyone is offended by this. You asked for stupid jokes)
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
-She didn’t have any arms.
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