Nothing. You can’t find any picture of me using my first and last name. If you add a specific word, you can get one picture. It could be the only picture of me on the net, but it isn’t, because there’s one on Facebook, so go figure.
I don’t know how I feel about this. Part of me wants to be anonymous and part of me wishes I had ever done something notable enough that they could find a picture of me, or any mention of me at all on the internet.
If you can’t find a picture of yourself on the internet, does that mean you haven’t done anything of note? Be honest now. None of this feel-good crap about publicity not being a good measure of everything. Let’s just assume that these days everything gets on the internet. Then what do you think when you can’t find yourself online? If anyone wants to ask that question, go ahead. I don’t have any more questions today.