Here’s a page full of them, including:
A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don’t you send them a penny and square the account?
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
Did your parents have any children that lived?
I’ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
Let’s play horse. I’ll be the front end and you be yourself.
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It’s an excellent time to become a missing person.