-To be set on a path that will lead me to omniscience and omnipotence (and supergod compliance)*
-Never to suffer again
-For the genie to have a nice day
*This path would be corrected by the later (omniscient, omnipotent) me, which would result in events leading up to my omnipotence and omniscience being different. Thus a chain of me’s would be created and would all become omnipotent and omniscient which I believe would end when our collective complexity becomes sufficient for a supergod event **
**The creation of an exponentially more complex universe by destroying ours with some funky god-math
If this makes no sense to you, please just leave me alone. Words are hard. Not letting kids say their wishes gives parents plausible deniability.