@janbb While we were hanging out on our patio last week, my hubby farted and yelled, “Speak oh toothless one!” I spit my beer everywhere!
My husband frequently says things that crack me up. He’s very good at slipping in little one-liners when you least expect it.
Just a few minutes ago, I was on the phone with him and told him I wanted us to take the kids to dinner, then do our grocery shopping as a family, so that they can pick out things they want this week and everyone would be happy. He told me, “But if I pick out my own stuff, that means I won’t get to bitch this week!” in a perfectly calm, serious voice. Had me laughing.