I am a big fan of portmanteaus, or portmanticores as I like to call them, and I’ve made up a bunch. Here are a few of my favorites:
slatternalia – (slattern + Saturnalia) a festival or holiday celebrated with promiscuous group sex
frankensteinway – (Frankenstein + Steinway) a piano made from the corpses of ten pianos
myriannlander – (myriander + Ann Landers) an army ten thousand strong of advice columnists
copaseptic – (copacetic + septic) perfectly shitty
philtrumbrage – (philtrum + umbrage) resentment or annoyance towards unsatisfactory mustache growth on or about the philtrum
sophistory – (sophistry + history) a convincing but intentionally inaccurate or misleading retelling of historical events used to bolster the speaker’s position
sollewitticism – (Sol LeWitt + witticism) a clever statement delivered by or regarding Sol LeWitt
My sister often warns the rest of us when she’s getting “hangry”. I don’t know if she invented that one though.