I would like to fire actual surface-to-air missiles at the tourist and charter helicopters that take off and land nearby at a heliport that was built for infrequent police usage and for high-security VIP usage (e.g. POTUS).
They are LOUD and stink up the whole area with jet fuel exhaust.
Nobody will miss the stupid tourists spending 150$ for thirty minutes over the harbor, nor would there be much harm taking out choppers full of spoiled brats heading to the Hamptons in a chopper because they can’t stand sitting in traffic with regular people.
If every residence had such missiles I expect mine would have competition from those of thousands of neighbors.
Like @blueberry_kid, I would launch something non-lethal at the annoying noisy neighbor when he starts pounding on congas, maybe jars of peanut butter would gum up the drums.