I’m a city girl all the way. Concrete, pollution and death, fuck yeah. The country is nice though, and very relaxing…probably because I’ve never had to make a living in it. But it’s awesome how many stars you can actually see in the country at night, as opposed to the city. I’m certainly not adverse to it.
I confuse myself because I’m not a people person at all, yet I love big cities because of all the people and diversity. I’m afraid I’d get bored shortly in the country, because while it has cool people, it doesn’t have funky gas stations and seedy bars at every corner. Damn, I miss living in a big city…although Montréal is 45 minutes away, I live in a small town in the mountains, and it’s pretty, but nothing ever happens. :/ Not even that many stars either, OR strip club signs immortally shining through downtown. which I can walk through in under ten minutes
You know you’re in the country when medical attention might be needed after getting stung by a wasp.
You know you’re in the country when pit bulls run away from badgers.
You know you’re in the country when food actually tastes good.
You know you’re in the country, when you were about to make a joke about propane tanks, and end up going on Wiki to find out the exact name for those permanently mounted propane tanks shaped like blimps.
You know you’re in the country when you locate an emu burger processing place.