Everything that came to mind, already exists and that scares me. We really are a lazy society.
Hmm, maybe some gentle, electric hair-washer. When you have long hair and it’s oily, you understand how time-consuming and difficult it is to disperse the shampoo evenly on the scalp. There’s always a patch where the bubbles don’t reach properly and you don’t feel like you’ve done a thorough job.
See, now that just sounds retarted and neurotic and strangely like an advertisement, wtf. I take it back; I love my food, water and shelter.