@bookish1 Exactly! Ursusagalmatophilia sounds nasty,but it’s having sex with a teddy bear, according to the article.
Hope it wasn’t one of those bears that growl when turned over . . .
I’ve heard of a woman who married a rollercoaster, and some guy who married his house, or people who get two pets married together. Since weddings really seem to be about someone filling their pockets with gold, you could marry anything as long as you’re dishing out cash…including a stuffy. But he shouldn’t fuck it in public. Even if it wasn’t disturbing, it’s still gross.
Dammit, I can’t find that clip from Arrested Development where Lucille says she bought Buster one of those teddy bears with a video camera in it to see if he was getting busy with anyone… He got busy with the bear.
The man sure has the right not only to screw a bear but to bear arms to protect such a right if need be! And no one…no one could just pooh-pooh that God given right!