@Adirondackwannabe LOL.
Reminds me of a joke, too. So a woman finds a bottle, and the genie grants her a wish. She wishes for a magic penis that would follow around wherever she went, and the penis would do anything she says. So after getting the magic penis, she tests it out. She goes, magic penis, my mouth! So it goes in her mouth and she sucks it off. Then she goes, magic penis, my vagina! So it goes inside her, and she has a good time.
The next morning she goes to work, with this penis floating around, following her. She gets on the bus, and the bus driver looks at the penis and asks, what the hell is this? She answers, it’s my magic penis! It fucks on command! Then the bus driver replies, magic penis? My ass.
O_o