I doubt if I could seduce one in ten thousand. Maybe one in one hundred thousand.
I also don’t believe any of these women who think they could seduce all men. They go on the principle that men are dogs, and all you have to do is show a little skin, and the man will happily follow you home.
Won’t work with me. If you show me skin, then I assume there is something wrong with you. If you want to seduce me, then you probably have an STD, and are also probably pretty stupid, to say nothing of your morals.
To seduce me, you’d have to convince me that you actually wanted me for me, and weren’t just looking to get laid, and that is not an easy thing to do, especially since I am convinced there are fewer than ten people on the planet who would actually want me for me. If you didn’t want me for me, then you would only be looking for sex, and there is no way I would ever take the risk of having sex with someone who just wanted sex and nothing else.
If you wanted to seduce me, you’d have to make me think it was my idea to seduce you. You would have to make it seem like you were resisting the idea very strenuously. And I doubt I could seduce a housefly, even with a bowl of sugar water. Maybe I could seduce one woman in a million. Doubt it, though. But there’s no way anyone who wasn’t that one in a million could seduce me. To implausible.
It would be a nice laugh, though.