@zenvelo In a trench in France during WWI, a Catholic chaplain and a Jewish chaplain were discussing religion, and the Rabbi’s refusal to accept Jesus as the Messiah. The argument got very intense until they were knocked arse ovver teakettle by a passing mortar shell. The explosion knocked both men to the ground. As they stood up and dusted themselves off, the Priest saw the Rabbi cross himself.
“Aha!’ cried the Priest, “You’re a believer after all!”
“What nonsense!” replied the Rabbi. “Whatever are you talking about?”
“After the blast, I saw you cross yourself as we were standing up!” said the Priest.”
“Oh no!” laughed the Rabbi, “I wasn’t crossing myself, I was making sure everything ws still here!” (Here you pantomime an exaggerated sign of the Cross) “Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch!”