@lillycoyote and @Symbeline. I have never received any awards.
Everyone’s talking about all the awards they have to hang on their walls and such, and I never got a one. God’s honest truth. No awards in the mail. No awards by Fedex. Brown didn’t bring me nuthin. Bendrew didn’t show up to personally deliver anything. Neither did Augustlan, and she’s only a few hours away. My walls are awardless. Unlike many of the other people who answered this question who brag of having awards out the wazoo.
I may have umpteen awards on virtual reality, but I ain’t received bupkus in real reality. So I think there’s something fishy going on in jellyville. Either someone don’t like me, or someone has been intercepting my rightful property and is using it to decorate their spacious pied-a-terre in Rome, or some such wherever those wealthy 1%er jellies hang out with their ill-gotten gains!
I’m not going to say that if the award ever came, I wouldn’t take it anyway, because you’d accuse me of sour grapes, but that’s what I’d do, anyway. ;-)