@wundayatta Ok. So first I make a woman feel good, lose my grandfather then buy a Corvette or a Maserati. Cool I’m on it.
Ok step 1: Make a women feel good, not grossed out:
Ok, I slipped a laxative into her drink and now she has to shit. When I hear that familiar rumbling and see that familiar look on her face, just like 30 seconds into this video, I invite her to use my bathroom and say, “Don’t worry I just cleaned it this morning.”
Step 1: complete
Step 2: Ditch the grandfather:
(the sound of a gun being cocked) BOOM!
Step 2: complete
Step 3: Buy a Corvette and give you a Maserati.
Ok. My Corvette is in my living room and soon you should receive your Maserati, courtesy of me, the Hotwheels corporation and of course UPS. Let me know how you like it when you receive it.
Step 3: complete
Wow you’re so right! Thanks to you I have climbed the “Stairway to Studliness” and now I get more ass than Greyhound and White Castle Bathrooms put together and I owe it all to you; my hero!
How can I ever repay you?