I haven’t had sex in 4 years and the last time doesn’t count because it was a shocking case of micropenis. haha
Sooo, I actually haven’t had real sex with a viable penis in 5 years. lol
Meh….I’m pretty sexed out these days, of course I do have my little silver bullet and the turbo jets in the hot tub on standby. Otherwise food, movies, happy brownies and brain candy does it for me.