@Symbeline <gets down on one knee> Will you pretend marry me over the internet, dear lady? I will be the bestest internet wife EVER! This pretend marriage agreement involves zombie pillow talk, fake food fights, internet (((hugs))), random “Hey, I’m naked right now” statements (be they true or false), throwing frozen lurve pies at passersby, spontaneous flashing //( o Y o )\\, intense discussions about rabid dust bunnies, and much much more.