Assuming it would have to be same sex…. If not, then what @burntbonez An amazing woman would be great lol.
If same sex, then Chuck Norris. I figure no one would mess with me anyways, it is Chuck Norris…. And then perhaps he could teach me some crazy shit.
This list is relevant haha.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts