Do you know that feeling where you’re in a pretty big group, a fairly baseline and simple goal is set, and everybody seems to be wanting to go in a different direction to get the job accomplished? You might think that the group is too large for such a project, or whatever. You know when you have that awesome idea, and it’s a little complicated, and it’ll take some explaining and convincing to get the idea accepted? Aren’t you getting frustrated? Your idea is obviously the best one, that asshole just needs to shut his trap for, like, ten fucking seconds. No, he’s giving everyone the wrong idea. No, you can’t manipulate those charts like that—or at least I’m not sure… Dude, why won’t you just listen to what I have to say? OK, thank you, thank GOD, ok -Here’s what needs to be settled on. This doodad just needs to be thingamabob’ed an—NO, I already TOLD you that can’t be done! Why do you think, after I told you three times, that could possibly work in this situation? But that’s not something we can afford in the first place. Hey, dude, man he—SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN
See how easy that is?