I love nerdy jokes, here’s a few more
A man walks into a hotel, goes to the front desk and says: “Hello. I have a reservation. The name is Heisenberg.” The front desk agent responds: “Are you certain about that?”
I like this one because of the irony
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up they would be alloys…
Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says “we don’t allow your kind in here” to which Higgs Boson replies “but without me, how can you have mass?”
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He’s 0k now
I tried telling a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.
Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, ‘i believe i lost an electron’. The other atom says, ‘are you sure?’ to which the first atom replies. ‘im positive.’”
A neutron walks into a bar “how much for a drink?” he asks. The bartender replies “For you, no charge”
I need a shirt with this on it :P