Stevie Wonder reveals he met his second wife on a blind date.
Stephen Hawking…brainier than Kurt Cobain’s garage wall.
Sex education at my school was just a warning about the janitor.
Congratulations on passing your test, you’re HIV positive!!
Two guys were driving by a prison and saw something on the side of the wall so they stopped to look. They then realized that it was a midget inmate scaling down the wall. At that moment the midget pulls down his pants and moons the two guys in the car. So the one guy says to the other “well….. that was a little con-descending.”
What is the reason that catholic priests are against abortion?
When they look at the picture of an aborted fetus, they think “Shame, I could have been molesting that in 7 years time.”