Dear Diary,
So fuckin’ like, last weekend and shit, I wanted to rent a movie, but there wasn’t anything good. It pissed me off. PISSED ME OFF. But then I found a 2013 release of this movie called Hammer of the Gods. It’s a Viking movie, so of course I rented it. It turned out pretty okay, except everything kind of went down the ass tube when my favorite guy died. The weekend before that I rented a zombie movie, and all I really remember was some guy saying he whacked off on a goat, and Uwe Boll playing the president of the United States. Just what the hell’s the matter with that guy, anyway?
Also, work sucks. My week sucked. I don’t like it when stuff sucks, it pisses me off. PISSES ME OFF.
Also I’m playing this game called Dragon’s Dogma, and tonight some ogre ate my Viking bitch with a French accent, Plus my computer broke. But now it’s back. So that’s cool.
Later, Diary.
Also no, I never do that. Ever. cuz it would piss me off